Thursday, April 27, 2006
can't touch this
watch out. bad mood.
kay, so yesterday, mother, sister and kid went for lunch. four seasons hotel, it was quite cool. it wasn't really lunch, we knew that actually, we went there for high tea. but it was only for saturdays. so it was afternoon tea, haha, interesting. so we ordered and there was this three-tier thingy with free flow of carbs. yay, but it was really nice, not bad at all. 25 bucks per person but i saw on the menu thingy that it was cheaper for children (12 years and under). it didn't really register cus i didn't think they'd asked me for my age, i saw and was all, ok, but never actually thought of it. so right, this waitress, who was real sweet, came up to me, "sweetheart, may i know how old you are?" i was thinking like, bullet train speed okay, in that few seconds, i thought up of why she asked me that and remembered what i saw, i hesistated for a while cus i didn't know whether to say my real age, but i just blurted out 12. HAHA, she believed me, n she was all, "it's okay, we just wanted to know for pricing and all." i think she said that cus i hesistated just now. yay, i got to live 2 years behind for a while, and it was really fun.
song! to the tune of Slim Shady by Eminem.
by Christina Aguilera, My Reply
May I have your attention please (2x)
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up
I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please shut up
We're going to have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore
Punk kid trying to be hardcore
But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
Making us snore
Whining in the microphone
It's the return of the... oh, wait, no wait... you're a fool
You didn't pay money for this cd, did you?
And Dr. Dre did..
EVERYTHING you idiot!!!
Without Dre's help you're as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
Chici, Chici. Even his girlfriend's cheating on him
Look at him, walking around, living off Dre,
acting so cool, but he's really kind of weak though
Little Twit blasted me on his new cd, why?
Beause I turned him down for a date. (Hee hee)
As for the question of who came first?
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is going to hurt.
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk!
Your song is on my nerves (2x)
You're kind of lucky, because you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids.
You can become famous, and never know what talent is.
Of course they're going to like you, of course they do.
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on "Silver Spoons."
You ain't nothin' but a product,
Package to be bought up
You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of.
So, you write about dead animals and cannibals.
Some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.
There's a million women, just like me,
who think like me, that all can see,
that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty.
So if you agree, scream louder than me.
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real Shady.
You sound like Peter Brady.
You get quite irritating.
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
GONE SHOPPING, 4/27/2006 05:11:00 pm
