Sunday, September 30, 2007
money! money! money!
this is from qian's blog:
her mom: help me mop the floor
qian: no
her mom: i pay you $30
qian: OKAY!after reading it,
me: mom, my friend's mum pays her $30 for mopping the floor. -hint-
mom: your friend's mother is only spoiling the market, give her daughter so much money
i'd give you $30 to wash my car.
me: omg, your car is like a VAN pls.
it's huge!
$50 is more worth it.
mom: oh my, you know ah, the Indian boy at Duxton charges me $5 to wash my car, then i'll give him $1 tip.
so in all, it's only $6.
me: wth, how can you compare me to some bangala?!
i am your daughter!
mom: but it's still market rates wad.
me: somemore you always complain he scratch you car.
the world is unfair.
GONE SHOPPING, 9/30/2007 01:36:00 am
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
late night wonders
Real late last night, lying on my bed, i couldn't sleep.
I wouldn't say it was insomnia.
I wouldn't say it wasn't insonmia.
I thought about a lot of things.
Thought about ellen.
"keys in pants keys in pants keys in pants"
Haaaa, that was funny.
Thought about qian
and how she was listening to her ipod when she couldn't sleep
and how she thought of me when she heard Pink Martini.
Thought about listening to my own pod.
nehh, i'd end up more awake.
Thought of doing Amaths.
Thought of why i couldn't sleep.
Must be that one hour nap.
No, it can't be.
Had ballet afterwards.
Remembered being really tired.
Remembered my acheing arm.
I felt really warm.
I thought about hell.
I thought about Heaven.
Mmmm, Constantine was good.
Keanu Reeves is hot.
I want the DVD.
Channel five had too many adverts in between.
Then...
GASPPP!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL WHO CRASHED OUT THE WINDOW?
HOW DID SHE LAND IN THE POOL WHERE HER TWIN DIED?
did that some unknown force cause her flying into there?
damned advertisements were so long, i forgot what happened before it.
WHATWHATWHAT. there's still a big gap in between.
damn channel 5 and their long adverts!
Constantine was really good though, and it's not just because of the eye candy.
it kept me at the edge of my seat right to the end. (except during those DUMB anticlimatic adverts!)
halfway through, i realised my mouth was gaping wide in shock and my hand was covering it.
i really wondered how my hand got there and for how long i was looking like an idiot.
i kept thinking and trying to patch up all the scenes before the adverts and after the adverts. i was thinking for a long time until i finally fell asleep. after some time, i woke up with my mouth open and my pillow wet. yes, eww, i know. it's been more than a year since i last drooled while sleeping okay. damn, must be Keanu Reeves.
GONE SHOPPING, 9/25/2007 06:27:00 pm
Saturday, September 22, 2007
REMIND ME
OMGOMGOMG, there is CONSTANTINE tomorrowwwww!!!!
which means,
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVESthat man is hot.
he WAS. just not so now.
omg, i realised i actually sidetracked when i actually came here to ask someone, ANYONE, to PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE REMIND ME TO WATCH CONSTANTINE AT 10PM TOMORROW.
sms me, msg me, email me, call me, poke me, splash water on me.
DO NOT wet my hair or i will kick you.
thank you.
GONE SHOPPING, 9/22/2007 08:11:00 pm
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
creperie
the Creperie closed on saturday. i was quite down cus i didn't have plans to go once more before it closed, but thank goodness theresse was free and she quickly hopped on an mrt and got her butt down to Tanjong Pagar just after my superr last minute invite.
we ate and talked for a really long time and when all the customers were gone, my mum threw a small party for everyone who has worked there. it was really cool, i mean like i've never even seen some of them before but it's cool to think of what happened through the last five years the Creperie has been open. they sat around and told about the many stories of who did what and what happened.
i can't say that i'm very sad because i haven't worked there much, much less gone there regularly, but i do certainly have a lot of memories there. like after our SCDF Fire Prevention Skit in Sec 1, we all inavded the place. plus the many outings friends and i have gone there to chat over free food.
but somehow i think things might look up for the better. firstly, my mum's definately going to inforce more control over my brother and possibly erase that Philippina accent he has due to too much prescence of the maid. i was actually getting quite worried that my mum would be around 24/7 now that i'm so happy and used to her not being around a lot, but i was glad when she said, "the first thing i'm going to do when i close the restaurant is to go to the gym".
and by the way, she cooked yesterday's AND today's dinner. (today was more of a cheat, she bought laksa, but shush, you don't know that) with a mother who owns a restaurant, you'd think her children would actually be fed good food. but nope, i had to instant noodles THREE times last week.
and when my mum actually drove my sister and i to ballet and back, my sister whispered to me, "we have a mother now." C:
GONE SHOPPING, 9/18/2007 11:27:00 pm
Friday, September 14, 2007
worst paper
"if you had a bad paper, just move on.
if you had a bad paper, just move on.
if you had a bad paper, just move on.
if you had a bad paper, just move on.
if you had a bad paper, just move on.
if you had a bad paper, just move on"
right, MOVING ON.
1. the person who tagged you is
theresseeeeeee
2. your relationship with him/her is
she's my pestie.
3. your 5 impressions of him/her
1) talkative, super
2) very in tune with her inner child, ahah!
3) MOOOODY
4) but otherwise a really funghi (FUN GUY, get it get it? HAAAAA)
5) really easy to talk to
4. the most memorable thing he/she had done for you
she's always listening to my shit. i think she hypnotises people and make them talk to her or something.
5. the most memorable words he/she had said to you
a lot. but i just happened to remember this when i was typing her name out.
"don't put my name with a captal 'T', small 't' looks nicer.
HAHAH.
6. if he/she becomes your lover, you will
erp. HAHA. you're so funny!!!
7. if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be
to stop playing with the kids during mass, it's annoying! haha, not really. must go massing with me more to begin with!
8. if he/she becomes your enemy, you will
not give her food.
9. if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be
i don't know. i really don't.
10. the most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is
give her a big hug and hope she does well for prelims.
11. your overall impression of him/her is
social butterflyyyy
12. how you think people around you will feel about you?
HMM. definately some food for thought eh?
13. the character you love of yourself is
i make the best embarass-yourself-and-pick-yourself-back-up lines
14. on the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are
my nose is flat.
15. the most ideal person you want to be is
myself.
16. for people that care and like you, say something to them
ii lurbch euu worxxx
17. pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wish to know how they feel about you (they are not place in any preference orders)
1. Maxine
2. Maxine
3. Maxine
4. Maxine
5. Maxine
6. Maxine
7. Maxine
8. Maxine
9. Maxine
10. Maxine
i don't want to know what you think of me, i'd rather live in denial thank you very much.
11. who is no.6 having relationship with?
number 2
12. Is no.9 a male or female?
Female.
13. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
nahhhhh, number 7's too pretty and number 10's too smart.
14. How about no.8 and 5?
yes. no. maybe. i don't know. can you repeat the question?
15. What is no.2 studying about?
amathssssssss
16. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3 ?
this morning before school
17. What kind of music band does no.8 like?
concert band!
18. Does no.1 has any siblings?
an older sister. yup, that's ALL. :D
19. Will you woo no.3 ?
nope. maybe number 3 would woo me.
20. How about no.7 ?
it's a SECRET.
21. Is no.4 single?
NO. she's with me.
22.What is the surname of no.6?
ngooi!
23. What's the hobby of no.4?
knitting.
24. Do no.5 and 9 get along well?
not really, in fact i think they hate each other. no. 5 is jealous but no. 9's just spiteful.
25. Where is no.2 studying at?
she's in my school, and in my class! cool huh? we're like best friends.
26. Talk something casually about no.1
her shoe size is four. :D
27. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8 ?
no, she's too short.
28. Where does no.9 live at?
right from the big palm tree that has coconuts hanging from it, take ten steps forward, 3 steps diagonally to the left, say hi to the old lady in the tiny blue house and turn 049 degrees anticlockwise and go on stright from there.
29. What color does no.4 like?
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, i only know her too well.
30. Are no.5 and no.1 best friends?
they've never met each other.
31. Does no.7 like no.2 ?
i don't know, why don't you ask number 7?
32. How do you get to know no.2?
in that room with pale green walls where everyone wears cyan coats and smells like medicine.
33. Does no.1 have any pets?
yeah, she has thirteen cats and lives alone with them.
34. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
YES.
GONE SHOPPING, 9/14/2007 05:35:00 pm
Thursday, September 13, 2007
SOUTH PARKKK
meet kenny.
kenny's really cool, he hangs from my bag but rides in the side pocket most of the time. i bought him at the market on the way to school on the day we had our science practical prelims. he makes me look cool. now you know my secret,
and he's my pin cushion too.
GONE SHOPPING, 9/13/2007 03:01:00 pm
Sunday, September 09, 2007
save time! don't sleep.
ellen crazy taxi mario ellen crazy taxi mario ellen crazy taxi mario ellen crazy taxi mario ellen crazy taxi mario ellen crazy taxi mario ellen crazy taxi mario elleh crazt taxo marip ellrm craxu tacu marup elkrm crsxu tscu maeup eukrm cesxu tsco mseup ehhrn nfiah gsmj mshfk nfhej fjeiuh osehoir ouherkljhr BLEAH!!
i was watching ellen degeneres yesterday, then i went to play crazy taxi, then since i was on lappy, i decided to play mario 4eba too. and at 12mn, i realised i haven't practised maths paper 2 yet, so i decided to do the manjusri paper 1 which i was supposed to take 2 hours, but when i finished, i had half an hour to spare, so i thought that i might at least be able to finish earlier than i expected. then i realised that my comp was still on, so i went to put it on standby (save electricity!), but i got engaged in more ellen. when i finished, i realised it was 2.30am, so i quickly did my paper 2 and i overshot the two hours by an hour, which is baaad. the paper was a killer. but the point is, that in the end, I SLEPT AT 6AM.
i am so good, and i had to wake up at 8am to go for mass. and guess who got me hooked on ellen, crazy taxi and mario?
REBECCA HOW
actually i'm not hooked on ellen, i was simply being a nice friend and entertaining her dumb fetish. and i'm not hooked on crazy taxi either, i wanted to check out the 'original' version cus SOMEONE told me that i get to go to more places, and honestly i hate mario cus i kept dying.
i think what kept me alive today was my OREOS and CHEESECAKE for breakfast, HOTCAKES for lunch after mass, i finished my MIKE AND IKE, then had a CUPPACINO during tuition, ate WINE GUMS while debbie taught me history and had nibbles of her BROWNIE CHEESECAKE and CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE. woah, ok, i didn't notice it was this bad until i typed it out. but truth be told, i was pretty hyper the whole day. HMM, i wonder why. then came home, ate popiah and chicken wings. that's ALL i ate today. ALL. this is not good, i'm gonna die of obesity, malnutrition, heart disease, clogged arteries and diabetes.
ok, i'm like rushing with this entry now cus I WANT TO SLEEP and specifically at 11.30pm cus it is my MAGIC beauty sleeping time. no not really. it's gonna be a long week ahead and i wish you ALL THE BEST. have fun these exams and just do your best, you'll be surprised. GOOD NIGHT!
GONE SHOPPING, 9/09/2007 10:40:00 pm
Friday, September 07, 2007
SUPER memory workshop!
NEW LAYOUTTTTTT! once again, by DEBBIE. looklooklook, she's so artsy fartsy now, she draws with the COMPUTER. OOOOoooooooo. cool right? this is so how ALL volkswagon beetles should look like, FUN, BRIGHT and COLOURFUL. people who have silver or black ones are nuts, it totally defeats the purpose of getting one! i mean like beetles on their own are unique-shaped, fun and creative. and you're going to spoil it all by making it BLACK? that's preposterous! it's almost as bad as a silver ferrari!
tut. tut. tut.
anyway, THANK YOU DEBBIE and your
farty arty skills.
Wednesday was SUPER! three quarts of the asswipers went out! becks was plain stupid, while having lunch at the soup spoon, i said something dumb (which is not surprising), and she burst out in laughter, while drinking ICED TEA. she tried to cover her mouth but she ended up spitting iced tea everywhere including at two ladies sitting at another table. oh my! they kept giving us the evil eye and we quickly left. HAHA, becks' fringe was super wet! then she said that it's okay if we embarassed ourselves in front of them cus we'd never see them again. then in the first shop we went into, they were there! HAHA.
then we made our way to AssAreSee. we went for a SUPER memory workshop! honestly we couldn't do much in one and a half hours, but i learnt to remember random words!
shit, i just forgot the second word. haha, kaay, not so effective.
ohohohohoh, i remember! i tried working backwards. ok WHATEVER, i still don't really know how to apply it to like history and stuff.
then we went to suntec city and becks and i bought SUPER tees. i got a SUPERman one, and she got a batman one. i think it's so common, it's quite cheap too. it's ok la, i can wear it to sleep. HAA. i can be a SUPER sleeper.
then we went to Gloria Jeans to study and test our SUPER memory skills. it didn't really work cus we kept playing a fool and not studying, hahahaha, so expected. see pictures!
if you look closely your would notice us in the reflections!
becks' cam was super cool!
you could decolourise certain parts
and you could blur certain parts
and you could add SPARKLES!
cool huh? again again!
decolourise
blur and
SPARKLEEE!!!
it's SOOO much better than her old cam. LOOK.
check it out man, there's a blur spot in the middle.
ohohoh, today, i went back to school at 8.30 am to see teachers and BEXXX was supposed to pass me a disc with all the pictures in it and she was so INNOVATIVE as to wrap the cd with tissiew and wrap it in a plastic bag and tie it with a rubber band. why? got no cd cover. HAAAAAAA. it was hilarious. but thanks becks for at least giving me high quality and useful tissiew, plastic bag, and rubber band (i used the tissiew to blow my nose, put my sanitary pad into the plastic bag and tied it with the rubber band. JUST KIDDING!) but she included MARIO FOREVER and CRAZY TAXI in it too! yayyayyayyayYAAAAY. it was a plesant surprise! THANXXX BEXXX. i almost feel sorry for laughing at you last night. HAHAHAHA. not. and it's one of those cds where you can print stuff on it. it's so cool, i'll try stuffing it into my printer later.
kay, i shall end this entry with my BIGASS picture with small farts chryz and bex in the reflection.
GONE SHOPPING, 9/07/2007 04:30:00 pm
Saturday, September 01, 2007
I <3 4/6
OH MANNN, IT IS A MUST TO BLOG ABOUT YESTERDAY, DON'T YOU DARE SKIP A WORD MAN. i would have blogged it yesterday but i was sleeping, haha, so let's just pretend that i blogged yesterday alrights.
we came to school pretty damn early to rehearse and but jessie made it good by taking pictures with her POLAROID CAMERA. i kept asking for the picture so that i could SHAKE IT. SHAKE, SHAKE IT. SHAKE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.
yep, what happened SAFELY behind the red curtains that no one knew about (unless you read someone else's blog first, haha) :
it was on the day of the auditions itself that we actually tried to think up of lyrics, (except for the few enthu ones but i reckon there weren't any, HAHA). it was very slipshod la, and there were A LOT of weird lines which simply didn't fit, but we overcame that and used our brain juices!
oh! one of the famous quotes:
peArson 1: "let's brainstorm!"
peArson 2: "how? got no storm"
peArson 3:"yeah! also got no brain"
hahahaha, and nothing can get as worse as our auditions, we had NOTHING then, only our funny lyrics and zhao xiang voices, not even odd dancesteps or weird actions, we just stood there and SANG, relying on the fact that they're DESPERATE for more performances, haha. apparently they were, but i bet they were glad they accepted us in the end! towards the end, we practised a lot a lot of times and today, isabel went "i feel like i've been practising for months!" and the jocks only joined us YESTERDAY. haha, but i bet we had a good time practising, even during one of our LAST few rehearsals, we couldn't stop laughing! and i admit that this was sososososoooo one of the few performances which i didn't have to give a huge fake smile. in fact, I simply couldn't STOP smiling!
it was all aweeeesomeeeee, cut straight to the 4/6 performance! hooo man, before our turn, it was the teacher's item where they did some lame malay dance thing, but for some reason, the crowd was cheering so much and i got really worried that after they watch something (supposedly) entertaining, they might find us like so lame and boring. but they didn't! i think they were cheering for the teachers just to be polite. and they so totally loved US! i think the powerpoint basically did wonders. thanks to MEL who stayed up all night armed with a bazooka loaded with tonnes of creativity! i stayed up with her and played her little insignificant sidekick and helped her find pictures of the wall, rocks and many more! haha, so whatever. well anyway, this just goes to show how last minute we are. she was literally working on it until the last minute when she left her house.
i think it passed too fasttttt, i would love to do it again, i think we all feel that way too, which was why we sang part of the song to each teacher we looked for, haha. mrs boo went to get her handphone and recorded us and mrs loke came out ready to VIDEO us! we had to do it twice for her cus she forgot to save it the first time (on purpose i bet!). hahaha! i heard some people wanted to shout out ENCORE. i wish they did! haha, i know how self praising i sound, but i don't care! i'm dead sure that everyone enjoyed it, name someone who didn't enjoy it! it's impossible! if u managed to find someone, i've treat you TWO cups of ice milo man.
4/6 is like soooo famous now. we WERE like so WHATEVER the day before. what have we won? best class for sports day. but now, that is so low. majorly low. who cares about best class for some lame event? now, we are FAMOUS. we are STARS. as we walked through the school, people threw comments (GOOD ONES!) at us and i suddenly felt that the 'I <3 4/6' shirt says "I'M FAMOUS. ASK ME FOR MY AUTOGRAPH". instant fame mannn, just add water.
read some comments we got! (most of it is from WEELYN) :
"DAMN CREATIVE. Good way to insult teachers." - Mr Roland
"VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD!" - Miss Loh
"If only you all were that creative for your O levels, then I won't have to worry." - Miss Martens
"Teachers' day every year is very painful. You guys made this year an exception." - Miss Martens
"It was a pretty nice performance." - Miss A. Lim
"I loved it so much. Why did you all choose such a slow song? Don't think I'm fast enough?" - Miss K. Kang
"Now, everyone will tell me. "YES, it's sword. Not sWord." - Miss K. Kang
"You lived up to your reputation of being a 4/6 class." - Miss Juliana
"It was so funny, I laughed till I cried." - Miss Juliana
"I was damn touched." - Mrs Heng
"It was a pleasant surprise!" - Mrs Lim
"It was one of the best performance I have ever seen." - Mrs Yip
"WHOSE IDEA WAS IT?" (When we started singing My Mrs Boo to her) - Mrs Boo
"Why must ya'll keep using that same awful picture?!" - Mrs Boo
"WAIT WAIT WAIT! I want to take a video!" - Mrs Loke
"It's more than one thumb up. It's thumb THUMB up." - Mdm Heng
"Hur hur hur. Good performance ah! But how did I end up to Ko-a-la ah?" Mdm Sim
"When will your CD be out? (something close to that)" Ms Loh
haha, and i bet a lot of teachers are gonna use the song against us! mrs boo, mrs yip AND beybey all told us "eh! you all said that you would MUG MUG MUG right?!" then we were all like, SHIT MAN. then we all tried going "HUH? u talking about the WRONG class la!"
haha, i bet you're starting to hate us for being proud. nahhh, we're just delirious and our fat heads which would deflate soon. for the mean time, please be patient and tahan for a while.
i definately had to go home after that, i was getting quite sleepy. as i walked home with mel, we were talking about what we were gonna do and she said that she would go home, then watch some movies and then have tuition. i was like woah! i was already dead beat, i was falling asleep WHILE STANDING UP on the bus! don't laugh la, pretend i never said that, haaaa. i know, i never thought it was possible either. then i went home, TRIED to study bio and fell asleep on my table. got up cus my arms were cramping and went to bathe and slept from 1.30 pm to 7.30 this morning, a total of 18 hours. WOW, i didn't even get up in between! like i did twice but it was cus my brother was screaming and the other was when my sister was closing my window and helping me on the air con. then i immediately fell back asleep. yes, GLUTTON, i know.
btw, you can find manymany videos of the performance on youtube. :DDD
I <3 4/6!!!
GONE SHOPPING, 9/01/2007 06:49:00 pm
