Friday, February 29, 2008
Leap!
HAPPY LEAP DAY!
Obolo was pretty quiet today for a friday afternoon, i bet everyone went to watch Leap Year. everytime i work at Obolo, the radio would be tuned to Class 95 and they like to advertise Leap Year a hell lot and now i want to watch it, haha. but i think the tradition is pretty dumb. i wonder who's that idiot who started it, like who died and made HIM the tradition maker?
and i think i know why this day is called Leap Day (it IS called Leap Day, i read it up on wikipedia).
it's because of all the just-engaged women who LEAP for joy. ahah. ahah. ha.
it's also because of all the just-(forced)-engaged men who LEAP off the highest floors of HDB blocks. :DDD
HAVE A HAPPY LEAP DAY!
ps, i hope lalas propose to you today.
happy leaping! (be it for joy or off buildings)
GONE SHOPPING, 2/29/2008 10:04:00 pm
Thursday, February 28, 2008
qu'est-ce qu'on fait?
how do you define a secret?
is it something which you wish no one knew?
or is it something which no one knows?
anyway, it was my last lesson of french today!
i don't know what to do now...
i have some knowledge of french but no use for it.
except to put french phrases as my title.
but then no one will know what i'm talking about.
idiots.
i must migrate to france.
GONE SHOPPING, 2/28/2008 10:43:00 pm
Sunday, February 24, 2008
secret
oh maaaaaan.
i have a secret!
and it's a very secretive secret.
the secret being secretive is a secret too.
but the secrecy of the secretive secret being a secret is not very high.
because even if people knew that the secret was secretive,
the secret which is secretive will still remain a secret.
the secret is soo secretive that i can't tell anyone.
i can't.
because it's a secret.
which is secretive.
i can't even go,
"hey, don't tell anyone hor, but blahblahblahblahblah"
and then they can't go up to someone else and go,
"hey, i'm not supposed to tell anyone, but i'm gonna tell u anyway.
u don't tell anyone hor, but blahblahblahblahblah".
BUT. this secret which is secretive is so secretive that i just wanna BURST.
POP.i wanna tell everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
but i can't.
cus it's a secret.
which is secretive.
therefore, i won't tell you my secret.
which is secretive.
BUT.
i
CAN tell you this.
i just fartedBUT.
that was not the secret which is so secretive that it is a secretive secret.
ahaaaa.
so...
my secretive secret still remains as secretive as the secretive secret ever was secretive.
GONE SHOPPING, 2/24/2008 01:55:00 am
Friday, February 22, 2008
we're gonna kill ourselves one day
i am getting quite worried at the state the world is in now. late last year, the prices of land and property sky rocketed. about a month ago, i saw the news, and inflation was up to 25% (that is freaking hell a lot la. cadbury chocolate which used to be $3.60 is now $4.75). about last week, the newspapers reported a shortage of milk. on monday, newspapers reported a shortage of RICE. how ever can we live without rice? NO MORE CHICKEN RICE!!! this is serious i tell you. we may be able to substitue the rice with noodles or potatoes, but hell, it won't be chicken rice anymore, it'll be CHICKEN NOODLES! i don't want chicken noodles! WE ARE GOING TO DIE.
DIE.
DIE.
DIE!!!
so people, you all better start recycling paper and your aluminium cans and
stop taking so many paper bags! i know that saving the environment has nothing to do with anything i said above (because it is probably the 'gar-ment's fault) but just do it anyway. if we all don't get killed by the 'gar-ment', we'd kill ourselves with global warming some day. and if you don't do it,
i kill u! (achmed style man)
GONE SHOPPING, 2/22/2008 02:51:00 am
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The Lie Behind The Truth
What Maxine Genevieve Ngooi Means
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You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are incredibly sexy and sensual. You have a naughty vibe that no one can ignore.
You have an unquenchable desire. And you are unrestrained in your passions.
You have a tendency to be unfaithful. Whether you fight it or give in to it is up to you.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.
You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.
You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night.
Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe.
You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.
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true or not, true or not? haha, i don't think some parts are, ethel did it too n i guess it was rather true? but it can't be that accurate cus it's just a NAME right? how can you tell things about you just from your name? i dunno. hahahaha, you tell me!
GONE SHOPPING, 2/16/2008 09:13:00 pm
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
it came, stayed a while, and then it left
i'm sorry for my emosity, haha. i have no idea what it was, it could have been a really bad pms, or maybe cus of my results, or maybe i just had too much free time, but it was my longest and moodiest blahs i ever had. who knows how long it would have lasted if i hadn't gotten so bored, i started reading this book called "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens". haha, sounds dumb, but apparently there were a lot of good reviews about it and it's pretty entertaining to some extent.
okay, cheena new year was better than i expected. i usually hate travelling down to Malaysia cus i always get really bad car sickness (5 hour car ride! kena sai) and it's horrible when that happens cus u can't stop and just gotta keep going no matter how sick you are and how long more the trip is gonna last. and i had the worst experience ever the last time i went down cus it was car sickness PLUS food poisoning from most probably bad oysters.
i finally understand the people who always go out with their cousins and have sleepovers and stuff. i went shopping with two of my cousins and the first thing they said when we stepped into the mall was "let's go to Guess". i was so shocked and happy, i wanted to throw a celebration party. i kinda expected them to say "let's go to bossini" or something. when we went into Guess, i asked them whether they like to pick out random clothes and try them on even though they know they're not gonna buy it, but just to see whether they look nice in it. they stared at me stunned la, and they were like "wth, no la. i think if one of customers did that, i'd be damn angry". heh. heh. heh. oh well, better than going to bossini.
shopping in Malaysia is rather scary. i bought a skirt for RM69 (S$34.50) which i've seen in SG and costs S$36, and a top for RM39 (S$19.50). btw, they're just rough conversions, i am not sure about the current conversion rate, SG got inflation. well anyway, individually, when you convert them to sing bucks, don't you think they are quite reasonable prices? but when i went to pay for them, the total was RM108 and i got the shock of life. then i mentally calculated the price to S$, i realised it's not that expensive. then i bought ice cream from baskin robbins and it was 7 bucks. wah, ice cream made of gold isit? but after converting it, it's quite reasonable. haiyur, don't shop in Malaysia.
oh, i learnt how to play poker! at first i was pretty scared to play cus on one side, the kiddies were playing Bingo, and the other side, the old scheeming and experienced adults are playing poker. hell, i'm not gonna play with the babies, so i sat next to my uncle and watched him play. hey, does anyone believe in beginners' luck? i think i do. cus my dad just gave me money and was like play la, just play. so i did, but i wasn't even sure of the rules yet, so i got my dad to write down the sequence of importance of cards and stuff. so i tried to play, while keeping reference to the list. then surprisingly, i kept getting really good cards, i even got 4 cards of the same number in one hand! then another uncle came into the room and he said "wow! playing poker with all the big sharks ah", then an uncle who was playing in the game said "yeah, and she's beating all the sharks." heeeee, i think i profitted about RM40 until an aunt came into the game and then she started beating all of us. heh, but she never had four cards of the same number in one hand, HAH.
then that night, i was supposed to go to my other grandparents' place where most likely my aunt would be playing mahjong. omg, i was so looking forward to it! i love mahjong. but my Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. bra-ther, had to get into a fight with one of my cousins and he accidently KE-TOK his head against the chair, went all pale and started vomiting. my dad freaked out and brought him to the hospital where he had a CT scan. in the end it was nothing. STUUUUPIDDDDDD. so in the end we pushed off going there to the next day where all the mahjong kaki went home already, and i heard that they were playing mahjong throughout the whole night.
i am getting
quite extremely irritated by my bra-ther. all through the stupid 5 hour ride home, he was so annoying, especially when he started going "are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?" it is really horrible being stuck sitting next to him in the same car, in a really tiny space, for five freaking hours. he is really yucky too. he farts a lot and picks his nose and eats his nose-shit. even eye-shit too. disguuuuuuustinggggggg. and today, i was in my room, and i saw him run through my room to go into my toilet where i heard him washing his hands. then i heard a different water-flowing kinda sound so i went to see what he was doing, then i found him peeing in my shower area. OMGABCXYZ, i screeeeeamedddddddd
for ice cream! at him and got my maid to scrub the floors with soap.
someone PLEEEEEEEEASE take him away! i'd pay you to take him away, do whatever you like with him, i don't care. btw, yes, that IS a diaper on his head. he put it on himself.
GONE SHOPPING, 2/13/2008 02:07:00 am
Saturday, February 02, 2008
shrivelled french fries
i hate barbeques and parties, i hate people, i hate dreams. my only dream is to become a lonely spinster with 57 cats.
it is really cold tonight.
GONE SHOPPING, 2/02/2008 10:03:00 pm
