Sunday, December 16, 2007
stomach acheee
i'm having a very bad stomach ache right now, i keep feeling like shitting. i was just wondering right, does tea have a laxative effect? because my throat has been feeling very scratchy and uncomfortable lately, so i drank two cups of this HO YAN HOR herbal tea yesterday, and another two just now because it's supposed to be good for the throat and whatever. and i tell you, i have shat a lot.
if tea actually does have a laxative effect, i would think the whole of England would be full of shit because the English simply love to drink tea. you wake up and you have a cup of tea, you have friends over and you have a cup of tea, you get your hair done and you have a cup of tea, you find out that your husband has been cheating on you who is 7 months pregnant for your red haired pretty doctor and you have a cup of tea. nice.
actually it might not be the tea la, it could be the hawker centre food i ate just now, because the last time i had hawker centre food, i got food poisoning from it. that was in malaysia when i ate OH LUAT. fried oysters!! my favourite hawker centre food please. must be because i ate too many times, the oysters are starting to get angry at me for eating their wrinkly great-grand aunties and family members. VENGENCE OF THE OYSTERS. scary.
ok byebyebyebyebye, i need to shit.
/edit
haha, i realised it wasn't the tea, neither was it the hawker centre food. i started reading xiaxue after shitting and i saw an advertorial for a restaurant and the food looks damnnnn good, then i felt hungry. so i went to get some grapes and after eating a few, i gave a huge burp and i then felt damn shiok already :D
HEH. i guess it was just gas.
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GONE SHOPPING, 12/16/2007 04:15:00 am
