Tuesday, January 15, 2008
As Swipers
Saturday Morning:
me: -SLEEPING-
dad (barging into my room, waking me up): max, your friends are here.
me: -really shocked- HUH?
dad: your friends are here.
me: -more shocked- WHAT?!
dad: -quite annoyed- your friend are here.
there were some things going through my mind at this point of time.
1) YES I KNOW, DAD. i was just exclaiming 'WHAT?', not questioning.
2) what time is it? (it was 9 freaking 30 am, what the hell are my friends doing here?)
3) Qian Ru. (i was supposed to meet her at 10.40 at East Wood. she told me that she wanted me to follow her to collect her HOLGA she bought. i was so excited she knew what a holga was, much less buy one. was excited that she wouldn't be the odd one out to have a vintage camera among the Asswipers. so anyway, i thought that i probably had overslept and she decided to crash my place.)
4) i'm not wearing a bra.
so i quickly jumped out of bed, grabbed a bra, and went to the toilet. hey, i was wearing a old white tee okay. when i came out of the toilet, i saw some people and they shouted out "SURPRISE!" OH MY GOSH, IT WAS THE ASSWIPERS.
THEY ARE SO FREAKY OKAY, LIKE WHAT OCCASION IS IT MAN? my birthday is in 10 months, christmas is in 12, what could it be? well anyway, they gave me PRESENTS. hell, i don't care what occasion it is anymore, as long as there's presents, i'm TOOTALLY fine with it. C:

they made me cheesecake. :DDD
this really touched me, firstly because they are SO NOT kitchen-friendly (except chrys). and i didn't expect 'gelatin' to be in their vocabulary, or maybe even 'homemade'. plus, becks has school, i haven't seen her online for ages and i'm surprised she had time to bake a cake. lastly, they made it at becky's house. this means: NO electric mixer, NO oven, NO hammer thingys to crush oreos for the base, NO nothing. so pathetic lor, they used spoons to crush the oreos! HAHAHA, which also means they had to put extra effort into the cake. C:

they gave me this as well. i'm guessing they initially wanted to bake this but becky had no oven. HAHAHA, SO LOSER! then they asked me to bake this for them. -___-" they had also pasted a note on it which said "in case you get hungry". haha, so lame, and it has qian's handwriting all over it.

they gave me this black box as well, and they pasted pictures on it, please don't look at them closely, there a some very embarassing pics there, HAHA.

inside the box, there was undies, three starburst lollipops, a chocolate and anna sui lip gloss. yeah, i realised the knickers are the same as the ones audrey gave me, but i'm happy cus now i have two! hahaha. oh, and they gave me leftover ribbon as well. um... thanks, the ribbon... just what i wanted? HAHA.
they got my mum a gift as well! i think she was really shocked. but they explained that it was for all the good food she fed them at my last sleepover. haha, i think i still can't believe they surprised me so early on a saturday morning! after thinking for some time, i realised it was what i caught them whispering about at my last sleepover. i went to get drinks and when i came back, they were just talking and they got a shock and quickly changed the subject. it was so obvious. i tried to squeeze info out of them and finally, qian went "okok. we were talking about...-pause-" then i went "you're lying" haha, qian can't lie for nuts. first thought was that they were talking bad about me behind my back! i was trying to think of what they could possibly say and all i could think of was that they think i'm spoilt. haha, i'm glad it's not that.
so at the end of the day, what was the surprise for? for all my birthdays and Christmasses for the past three years (and maybe the next 10 years, HAHA) thank you very much guys, from the HEART OF MY BOTTOM.
lastly, please stop putting your glasses and plates into the sink after every meal, it's annoying and i don't even do it on normal circumstances. i have a maid and she is paid to do this, i don't want to be paying you guys. thank you.
digression.
i am watching My Girl now. you know that guy, jeong woo, i used to think he's seriously damn freaking ugly. and he plays a playboy role, that so does not fit.

no seriously, doesn't he look like a girl to you?
but omg, as the show progresses, i started to become used to his face and now everytime i see him, my heart goes out to him. i feel really sad for him cus he really likes yoo rin but everytime he bumps into her, she's crying over gong chan who looks much cuter. omg, it's so heart pain! and jeong woo is sooo sweet to her and he's such a nice dude. i'm at epidode 9 now and i really think that jeong woo would end up with gong chan's current girlfriend whom i hate, and gong chan would end up with yoo rin. yeah, at first i really wanted gong chan to be with yoo rin but now i really want yoo rin to be with jeong woo. and gong chan's girlfriend is starting to get annoying, she should just curl up and die like a worm.
GONE SHOPPING, 1/15/2008 01:34:00 am