Sunday, February 24, 2008
secret
oh maaaaaan.
i have a secret!
and it's a very secretive secret.
the secret being secretive is a secret too.
but the secrecy of the secretive secret being a secret is not very high.
because even if people knew that the secret was secretive,
the secret which is secretive will still remain a secret.
the secret is soo secretive that i can't tell anyone.
i can't.
because it's a secret.
which is secretive.
i can't even go,
"hey, don't tell anyone hor, but blahblahblahblahblah"
and then they can't go up to someone else and go,
"hey, i'm not supposed to tell anyone, but i'm gonna tell u anyway.
u don't tell anyone hor, but blahblahblahblahblah".
BUT. this secret which is secretive is so secretive that i just wanna BURST.
POP.i wanna tell everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeee.
but i can't.
cus it's a secret.
which is secretive.
therefore, i won't tell you my secret.
which is secretive.
BUT.
i
CAN tell you this.
i just fartedBUT.
that was not the secret which is so secretive that it is a secretive secret.
ahaaaa.
so...
my secretive secret still remains as secretive as the secretive secret ever was secretive.
GONE SHOPPING, 2/24/2008 01:55:00 am