Tuesday, March 11, 2008
freeeely freeeeeely
the asswipers had our last marathon last sat. it definitely wasn't the last marathon ever, but i can't help feeling that it
is the last of something. the last of the year? last of the month? the week? we included our farewell to chrys in it too, so this is one which i really need to blog about. i forewarn you that it'll be really long and detailed and might not even concern you but i don't care cus it's more for me to remember it. and also cus this is my blog and i can do whatever i like with it.
ogay, so weeks before the thing, we planned the thing online. initial plan: tell chrys that the marathon starts at 3 at becky's, but actually, we go to crash and surprise her at her house at 2. chrys skips church that day and go with becky to her church the next morning. afterwards, continue with marathon.
but in the end, a lot of problems popped up like, chrys can't skip church cus she has to show her face cus she hasn't showed it for the past two weeks. it was sooo hard to work around this, so in the end, we ended up with this plan: errrr... dunno leh.
so on the day itself, becky and qian came over to PLAN. it was so last minute. then we just decided that we would all go to becky's at 8, after chry's church, like any normal marathon, have fun, and at the end, go home. THEN we crash chrys' place to surprise her.
then becky realised that she will be locked out of her house until 9, so we were gonna leave my place at 8. so we told chrys to come at 9, but around 8.30, chrys called to say that she's on her way to becky's house, but we were all still at my place! so we begged my dad to drive us all the way to potong pasir, where we almost died in a car crash.
anyway, that was really close, when we reached becky's house then chrys just reached too.
at becky's house, after each of us bathed, chrys and i changed our shirts and surprised becky and qian with our home made ASSWIPER SHIRTS!
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yaaaaay, it is a picture of some of the charaters of the movies we've watched with our faces inculcated among them! our timing was a bit off la cus they were playing mahjong online and becks couldn't take her eyes off the screen.
after they all put the shirts on, and they were like "who what where how when?" i accidently let out that while becky n qian were at my house (to plan the surprise earlier that day) i disappeared for a while to iron the shirts. then suddenly chrys went "HUH? WHEN WERE THEY AT YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT MEEE?!" oh mannn, i really didn't know what to say, and i said the only thing i could think of, which was also extremely stupid and i didn't think she would buy it, i said "eh?? oh wait, wait! it's not becks n qian! it's audrey and clarissa!!" HAHAHA, SO STUUUPIDDDDD. but she took it, so that makes her stupid too.
then we took some pics in our shirts.
extremely candid. they look like Hiro Nakaruma and flying mun!
ok, this time round, guess how many movies we watched! -drum rollssssssssss- erm... -ddrum rollssssss againnnnnnn-
TWO! ahahahah, we are getting old and tired, we only lasted two movies. The Sisterhood Of Travelling Pants which is actually quite apt for the occasion, and Sprited Away. it's so random, but it's suchhhh a nice movie, only jap animators can make up such strange storylines.
we woke up the next day at i'm-not-going-to-tell-you-the-time-cus-it's-very-em to go to church, chrys went with becks to her church and qian went with me to mass at some church near becky's. it was rather old, with no air con, no powerpoint slide screens and slow speaking balding priests, but it was really quaint and homey and the choir was pretty good. i remember that in our attempt to dress decently for church, chrys had to borrow beck's jeans (which turned into three quarts), while qian and i borrowed her school skirts cus all we had were fbts, it was so hills.
after church we went to eat lunch at Kenny Rogers and then we all separated into different ways by giving the excuse that becks has part two of church and it also really helped when her church friends so happened to pass by Kenny Rogers, and becks went, "oh! i better go now, my friends are here" (we have seriously lied a lot a lot these two days, but for the sake of having a surprise, it doesn't count as a sin right? riiiight? heheh.) anyway, that morning, while chrys was in the toilet, i also got to look into chrystal's phone to steal her mother's number so that we could ask her mum to make sure she goes home after lunch.
chrystal's mum was so hilarious! when she came to pick her up, i asked, "so what are ya'll gonna do now? gonna go home?" and her mum was like, "no, what are YOURRR plans? -eyes widened, bouncing her eyebrows-" omggggg, never collaborate with parents in your surprises, they can't pretend for nuts. and she did it a few other times too! the widening eyes and bouncing eyebrows thing.
so qian and i met becks at cityhall where we went back to my place to collect the ice cream we made for chrys. we have also asked chrys' mum to leave the doors open so that we could sneak in, we also asked her to keep chrys in her room upstairs. we ALSO asked her to delete all the msges from me, haha! we reached her place and it was so exciting! we let ourselves in through the gate but to find out her front door was locked! had to call her mum to open it for us. so we crawled up the stairs to her mum's room where she was watching tv and we could tell that her mum was SOO excited too! she was creeping behind us and giggling a lot, hahaha! outside the room, we counted to three and jumped in and screamed "SURPRISEEE!" chrys was on her parent's bed wrapped in the blanket watching some cheena show and half asleep! omg, so funnyyyyyyy, definitely caught her at a bad time, hahaha. we went down and let everything out, from all the loop holes (which were freaking hell a lot la!) and all our plans. i bet chrys was feeling damn ashamed she failed to see through our really huge loop holes. we then dug into the ice cream we made for her.
we initially couldn't decide on what flavour to make, until we became fed up and decided to think of an interesting name and a flavour to fit it, like the drink 'Sex On The Beach', HAHA. so we obviously thought of 'Asswipers', so from that name, we decided on banana ice cream with chocolate chips and strawberries. the description? TPUOYAASAWHM. or somewhere along the lines... that's the acronym for it cus it was simply too much to bear, haha!
ahhh! spot the 'C' for Chrystal!
ahahahah.
dig dig dig
Mmmm...
later, we went around to take pics and i realised that i will really miss her house on Third Street on a hill and her cute swing where we often swung and the many cats around and lingering 'filippino maids', HAHA.
swing swing from the tangles of my heart
playing with chrys' trampoline
then we went for steamboat dinner treated by chrys' parents at bugis, after which they sent us home and on the way to becky's house, we drove through Little India where it was really crowded and the Bangalas still think they're in Bangladesh and anyhow cross the roads. i was very scared that we would hit some of them. they should get light sticks as a night time road crossing safety precaution.
haha, some of our very huge loop holes and also the lies we told chrys:
when becky went to meet chrys at the mrt station, she got down from a bus coming from the wrong direction cus she was supposed to be coming from her school rugby tounament.
and when we called chrys' mum to ask her to open the front door, apparently chrys said that she noticed that the tone of her voice changed and it struck her as weird cus her mother rarely talks like that.
after taking chrys' phone to look for her mother's number, i realised i forgot to return her PDA stylus! omg, when chrys came out of the toilet, it was still on the table and i quickly took it and hid it. becks had to go "eh can ya'll pack all your stuff in my roomm?!" so that she could return it, haha!
all the secrets i've been talking about in my posts is actually about the surprise and the shirts. i know all of ya'll will go CHEYYYY cus everyone expects a secret to be really juicy, but these ones arn't. it's just that it's really exciting for me to keep such big plans to myself. hehhehhehhehheh :D
lie: at kenny rogers, we came to the topic of ice cream and qian went "eh you have an ice cream maker right! i wanna try it someday, it's so cool. yeah, we should make ice cream sometime" when we have already made ice cream for chrys.
i also mentioned that i will dread the next time i see becks cus i have to pass her all her clothes and shoes she lent us to wear to church, when we are actually going to see her later.
oh man, this post took me two hours to recall everything and note it down. i haven't even uploaded the pics cus blogger is being irritating.
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i'm finally done with it! it's took me two days manzzz. asswipers, if ya'll manage to read everything, i salut you man! if any of ya'll who arn't an asswipe managed to read everything, you're just plain stupid. HAHA.
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just so you know, this isn't the end of the asswipers! infinite Xs and Os!
GONE SHOPPING, 3/11/2008 01:03:00 am
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